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Great News! Kim Kardashian is moving to Painesville to star in a new reality show "DemoTown". Celebrities will compete on new ways to demo a high school, hospital, condos, even a mansion! In just in the first season. Kim stated if the show takes off by season three "We may do the whole town!" Her long time fiancee Reggie Bush has made other plans and will have to leave Kim "behind."
Also a transfer of property may be in the works between the city and well known philanthropist and builder of submerged housing Bob "Bear" Gibbs.
Mr. Gibbs recently received a franchise from AMF [Association of Mexican Fighters] to build the largest Bull Fighting Arena north of the Rio Grande on the site of the former hospital. When asked about it being made into a year round facility, Mr. Gibbs explained 'the fan base dries up in the winter months'. He assured this writer that there was enough "Bull" around town to keep the arena open 24/7 if needed.
In another rumor Lakeview Bluff might sell property along the lake to Rodger Penske to build a NASCAR/CART superspeedway the first race scheduled early in 2014. The first annual "Radioactive 500" sponsored by a nearby neighbor "Glow in the Dark Vineyard and Winery"
In school news, The Painesville Schools have decided to drop their 50% policy to be replaced by the "Fog Grading system" In the future instructors will hold a 5" X 7" mirror in front of the student and if it fogs up anywhere on the mirror the student will receive an 83% grade which will be an "A" according to a new "curve". Test scores are expected to rise.
In other school news an unnamed school employee has reported that the superintendent has sent out his 1000th resume to find new employment since accepting the job in Painesville. The Post Office is thinking of issuing a stamp in his honor for his ongoing contributions.
In city news Rita McMahon's first annual "Ms. Management Award" is down to the four finalists. Rumor has it at least two finalists are from the building department.
In other city news Councilman Hal Werner would like a proclamation making April First the official "Day of Painesville."
John Murphy has announced his 47th consecutive run for Painesville City Council... he will try in Ward 5.
Councilman Andrew Flock has volunteered his wife Marge to be stationed at the Grand River Fire Station to provide first responders to Cobblestone Apartments. Anyone who knows Andrew will realize what a great sacrifice he is preparing to make to provide safety service to residents in the Painesville.
On the business front well know and successful businessman entrepreneur Richard Tibbets announces the exclusive rights to sell and service Rolls-Royce vehicles in the city of Painesville. "This town has waited way too long for this!"
At the announcement Painesville Service Department head Kevin Lynch inquired if Rolls-Royce had a small 2 ton dump truck in their inventory of vehicles? Only adding that the city was willing to spend "A Lot."
On a sad note an elderly couple was found dehydrated and disoriented, near the end of Casement Ave. and Calamity Curve, their abandoned car found nearly a mile away. When taken to Tri-Point and stabilized they explained they were looking for local artist Sandy Miller's home to purchase some pottery. Sandy had informed them over the phone she lived in Paine Falls, Ohio. They had spent three days looking for Paine Falls... Mrs. Miller, when questioned by this reporter, left a comment not suitable in a family friendly blog.