"AMISH PARADISE" 'weird' al yankovic

I need a break?

I couldn't wait for one of my favorite T.V. show's new season

Amish Mafia

Now before some of you tell me this reality show is right up there with professional wrestling, I don't care. Never a fan of reality T.V. this show grabbed me. It made perfect sense. How can the F.B.I. bug your phone? You ain't got one. Car bombs? What you yell gaddie-up and and the horse blows up?

Lebannon Levi is the Godfather is Lancaster, Pa. He and his crew run the Amish underworld. Alvin, Jolin, John for the most part are his crew. John for one uses a push scooter to get around, Levi drives a Caddie.

In the session that started Tuesday nite. Levi was  getting pushed by another Ohio Amish Group from Holmes County headed by Merlin.

How does this all work?
Well in Tuesday episode an Amish Bed & Breakfast was forced to pay protection money as to not  have the Mafia tell the local Bishop they were running a B&B?

Also the fear of the federal government coming down on them. No not the F.B.I. but the Department of Agriculture out of fear that some Amish were selling raw milk to the 'English'. They sent this dwarf with a baseball bat to destroy the bottled milk. At the end of the scene  it appeared the bottles won the dwarf was covered with his own blood.

Another crime uncovered by Levi was that  'English' was selling  pre-paid cell phones to Amish kids out come the bats!

Now Merlin has been going thru Levi's trash and he finds out Levi has a hidden business. He's in the Maple Syrup business. The next thing I see is the little dwarf chopping trees down.

A new charater was added this season John and Esthers  brother who seems to be possessed by the devil.

I know this is all in fun but for some reason I can't stop watching.

Then again FOW8 News reported that Sunday evening a 21 year old Painesville man was seen at the corner of Walnut and State St.  Shaking a blow-up doll furiously at passing driver's!  The man was cited for disorderly conduct by Painesville Police.

SOMETIMES WE HAVE TO STEP AWAY.