Tuesday, April 1, 2014

"IN THE YEAR 2525" zagger & evans

Some interesting unofficial reports coming out of Painesville today. Has a decision been made on the old hospital site?

First Pilot/ Flying J has decided to make Painesville it's first site of Flying J Burrito.
Theses will be local hotels designed for our growing Hispanic community. The purpose of these presently 50 Haciendas on the drawing board all over the country is to familiarize families from the south as they make there way through this country. New York to Chicago is a common route. What better position for the Flying J/Burrito then the fast growing city between Cleveland and Buffalo.
All accommodations are designed for between four and twenty people. A Southwest stucco designed building will be used for distinction. Parking will be very liberal. Understand a rally in support of the project was held Monday night? Shipping containers to make up the first phase of the lobby have started to arrive.

Along with the Haciendas  concept First Pilot is looking into another avenue kind of like a "Colonial Williamsburg" for Hispanic people. A history lesson on what brought them here.

A home builder has decided to develop a housing development call Heisley Park Junction. Railfan can purchase  property as close as twenty feet to the CSX  "waterlevel route" main line between Chicago and Buffalo. Also available will be a western view of the Northfolk  Southern main line. This will be a railfan dream come true, as the latest equipment by both railroads will be on display everyday with over 150 train as well as two Amtrak passenger trains.

Midas Muffler, as well Firestone Tire have decided to give Painesville a grant as to NOT fix Painesville streets. Profits of both corporations "PROFITS" have shot through the roof. And as we have been told corporations are people too.

An investigation into the City of Painesville power outage has been completed by the city. No allegations of poor management were found, of course no one was officially asked but that was the conclusion made by people leading the investigation.  The report that Painesville lost close to a million dollars in 2013? "Well sometimes we make money and sometimes we don't".

4 Comments:

At April 1, 2014 at 8:37 AM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

APRIL FOOLS!!!!!!

 
At April 1, 2014 at 9:44 AM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

entertaining post, TERM. Just to clarify one small point, the rally Monday night in support of illegal immigration had a no show from the pro support group. The anti illegal immigration was out in full force but the pro bus never showed and not even any locals came out in support of this.

 
At April 7, 2014 at 4:01 PM , Anonymous Where Do I Sign UP said...

What Rally? Do they announce where and when they are going to rally? Both sides? Pro and Against? I'd like to be involved in these.

 
At April 10, 2014 at 10:28 AM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

4:01, you know this was an April Fool's post, right? There is an anti-illegal immigration group in town, however. What side are you on?

 

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