Wednesday, April 1, 2015

"DREAM ON" areosmith

Some very interesting news has come to my attention.

First Browns GM Ray Farmer will miss four games and the team fined $250,000 also included the NFL has decided to give the Browns two more first round draft picks to screw-up.
If the HBO series Hard Knocks doesn't pick up the Browns Comedy Central. would like the opportunity to do a series on them. Although SYFI has first dibs.

In local news Painesville is believed to be in the process of getting a Grant called the Boulevardscape.
Six lanes of traffic from Wood St. down Mentor Ave. around Veterans Park continuing down Main St. South on State St. to Erie St. The city's public works department claims they can time the traffic lights for those who would rather chose Erie St. that from Wood to State would be a 25 minute cycle.
Speed limits could be set as high as 65mph on this project.

Also Painesville City Council has come up with an idea of residents adopting a  Chuckhole Program.. You register your chuckhole at city hall and the only requirement is that your patch job must last's four days doubling the city's time on the patch job on the same chuckhole.

Rumor has it Laketran is considering a light-rail line from Lake Erie College heading west through Mentor and ending up in Downtown Willoughby. Providing students with goods and services and a downtown feel.

Another rumor is that SAE fraternity has applied at the College.

Rumor has it that Jay Z and Beyoncé may be staying in a upscale new business in Painesville during the Rock & Roll Induction Ceremony's in Cleveland this year. Also rumored on the street a well known established Republican family has made reservation to stay there during the 2016 Republican Convention.

The City is also giving thought of letting the Senior Center locate in the unused Battery Box building the city was conned  into building afew years ago. They will even help move them over. On second thought maybe let them use the Power Plant at least someone will use it for a good purpose

8 Comments:

At April 2, 2015 at 8:59 AM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dollar Bank building, whats it used for now? Who owns it now? I can't remember who was in there before Dollar Bank.

Rent it Senior center???

 
At April 2, 2015 at 8:32 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

The illuminati arriving to the village of Paine... ohh how exciting...

 
At April 2, 2015 at 8:34 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Senior center in the battery box next to the coal cinders. That is pure painesville at its finest. Ash and Dust is where we all end up. That will be a nice touch.

 
At April 3, 2015 at 4:55 AM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Happens every year April Fools. You cant fool everyone.

 
At April 3, 2015 at 8:28 AM , Anonymous TERM>> said...

8:59 The Dollar Bank Building. Something tells me we will be hearing a lot about that privately held building at Monday nights council meeting.
Resolution No. 13 Authorizing, Applying and Accepting Financial; Assistance fro CDBG for storefront improvements (no amount mentioned)
When I was young it was the Citizen Saving Bank.
Also the reason I believe it is empty is there is no parking nearby the building making it a hike for seniors or anybody else. But out city leadership claims we want to walk rather than drive?

 
At April 3, 2015 at 12:00 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

The dollar bank building will eventually get torn down. Many have looked at it and it will be way to expensive to bring it up to todays standards. Talked to one of the past tennants, in the winter months it cost close to $1000 per month just to heat it.

 
At April 4, 2015 at 6:21 AM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Trouble in Paradise/Painesville coming soon?

 
At April 4, 2015 at 10:48 AM , Anonymous TERM>> said...

12:00 Hell, let's tear everything down.
6:21 I'm getting a lot of these some even mentioning a dollar amount. Seriously I have no idea what your talking about.

 

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